Quora: Những comment bá đạo trong code

Dark.Hades · July 9, 2017, 5:04pm

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#Chủ đề: What are the best comments in a code?
##Nirmal Mevada

// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

stop(); // Hammertime!

// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.

#define TRUE FALSE 
//Happy debugging suckers

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line

// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
 
x = -x;

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

LOL

//define ProjectManager
//A person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in ONE month

//you       vs.  the guy she tells you not to worry about
//O(n^2)    -                O(1)

//solution to every error:- sudo rm -rf/

/* Roses are Red
*  Violets are Blue
*  I use Linux
*  What about you?*/

// set break point here - you'll never reach it

// HACK ! COPY/PASTE this and look for another job

//this used to be a comment

//If harambe had been white they would have never killed

/*I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar result = * number / 0.00000000000001.*/

/* If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t  know who wrote it.
*/

stepOff(); //bitch

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

long time; /* just seems that way */

//uncomment the following line if the program manager changes her mind again this week

In a GIGANTIC 800 line ‘switch’ statement, somewhere in the middle:

// Joe is sorry

A few hundred lines later…

// Harry is sorry too

Not quite a comment but a goto label

ICantBelieveImUsingAGoto:

virgin = 0;     /* you're not a virgin anymore, sweety */

long time; /* know C */

##Shaikh Tahmidur:
Updating…

Kilimanjaro91 · July 10, 2017, 7:27am

Rickroll nữa =)))))
đau cả bụng

Dark.Hades · July 10, 2017, 2:03pm

Mới đi làm về, không có gì làm nên post part 2:

Shaikh Tahmidur:

/* And now ladies and gentleman, the chord from HELL! */

public boolean isDirty(){
  //why do you always go out and 
  return dirty;
}

// this routine is intentionally poorly documented for security purposes

//Times New Roman? What was wrong wjth the old Romans?

At the top of a particularly convoluted and completely uncommented code

* Congratulation! You are reading the README file of a software package you just
 downloaded!  
 You are now officially an *advanced* software installer . *

// Sorry you have to see this mess.

#define TRUE FALSE
// Happy debugging!

// explanation omitted as an exercise for the reader

/*
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                                               / \/ \
                                              (/ //_ \_
     .-._                                      \||  .  \
      \  '-._                            _,:__.-"/---\_ \
 ______/___  '.    .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \
`'--.___  _\  /    |             Here        ,'    \)|\ `\|
     /_.-' _\ \ _:,_          Be Dragons           " ||   (
   .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~`                                |/
       '. ___.> /=,|  Abandon hope all ye who enter  |
        / .-'/_ )  '---------------------------------'
        )'  ( /(/
             \\ "
              '=='
 
This horrible monstrosity takes a medicare monstrosity and mangles it
into a data structure that can easily be used to create a medicare feed.
It's bloated, confusing, and pretty awful by necessity(for the most part).
*/

* // Dirty hardcoded value but decided by the management.

//guess what we'e using to save the game?
//that's right
//we're using cookies
//yeah I went there
//we storin dis for 5 years, people
//mmh stale cookies

/* I have no idea why this function works, but it does,
 * so it's probably best to leave it alone unless you
 * know how/why it works */

// convert to freedom units because THIS IS AMERICA!

// You cannot understand this

This seemed to keep the idiots off my code:

/**
 * Auto-generated code. Do not modify.
 */